A husband and wife were grocery shopping.
The man puts a case of beer in the cart. The wife asked him what he was doing. He said, "Its on sale for $10."
His wife replied, " You have beer at home and you know that we're on a budget, so put it back."
To avoid an argument, the husband compiled.
Later as they shopped, the wife puts a jar of face cream in the cart.
The husband said, "That's $20, why do you need that if we're watching money?"
His wife replied, "This makes me beautiful."
The husband then says, " So does the beer and its half the price".